Lorna: How was your BBQ?
Me: It was a true to form Calama experience. Two drunk crazy people accosted us and at least fourteen dogs joined the party. Good food though, cooked to perfection (if I do say so myself...and I do), and good people. In other words, it was Calamazing.
Lorna: Not a total Calamity then?
Me: Of course not, I'm no Calamateur.
Lorna: And the newbies are Calamiable?
Me: Oh yes, quite. I'd say we've Calamassed a good group here.
Lorna: Are you going to Calamalgamate again soon?
Me: Perhaps over drinks. The new girls are fans of Calamaretto.
After that, she conceded victory to me. However, I felt that the last entry was such a stretch that I call it a tie.
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